she looked like the bat from fern gully.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
we made out on top of his cat.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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