I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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