Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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