i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
the raccoons are back...
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