shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
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