I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Randomize
