I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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