don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
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