she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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