Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I am available for nakedness
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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