Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
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