so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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