Swine flu is the new snow day.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
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