Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Randomize
