If that was your dad, he is hot
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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