I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
