i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
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