Do vagina's smell?
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
no you cant smoke seaweed
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
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