I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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