I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I said "one day" and that day is not today
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
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