party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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