I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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