Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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