I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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