You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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