I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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