I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
