she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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