Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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