yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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