So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
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