He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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