Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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