no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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