How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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