C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
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