i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I will be naked everywhere
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
We have started to decorate penises.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Randomize
