Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
People with herpes should wear stickers.
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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