u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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