I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
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