Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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