But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
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