Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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