This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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