ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
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