Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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