508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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