margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
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