Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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