I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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