Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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