Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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